Existential ABCs - Anxiety
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Your childhood alphabet set, but make it existential. 🧲✨
It’s that kind of ironic charm: the coziest crewneck in this closet casually announcing the least cozy thing about you.
Premium puff embroidery makes each rainbow letter pop — soft to the touch, impossible to ignore. Nostalgia meets nervous system, stitched in technicolor.
Materials
Our blanks are stitched on premium cotton-blend material. Soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside.
Crewnecks: 80% Cotton/20% Recycled Polyester Fleece. Brushed inside for softness. Heavyweight, mid-relaxed fit. Embroidered designs (no peeling, no fading).
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
- Every order is made to order - please allow up to 7 days for production (though I will often ship sooner).
- Once shipped, delivery takes 3-5 business days via USPS or FedEx.
- Tracking Info will be emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way.
- Flat rate 6.50 U.S. Shipping, or Free Shipping on orders $200+
Returns & Exchanges:
- Returns accepted with 7 days of delivery.
- Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Refunds are processed back to your original payment method once the return is received.
- Custom Orders are final sale - no returns or exchanges can be made.
FAQ?
Who pays return shipping? - Customers cover return shipping unless the item was defective/damaged.
How long do refunds take? Typically within 5-7 business days after we receive your return.
Can I exchange instead of return? Yes, if the size/color you want is in stock.