Emotional Regulation Sweatshirt
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Some people take a deep breath.
Others wear a visual disclaimer.
Featuring over 55,000 stitches of premium embroidery, this fluffy little psychopath is stitched to order on an unbelievably soft Stanley Stella sweatshirt. No prints. No mass production. Just a lot of thread and remarkably poor emotional restraint.
Because I embroider every piece myself, I get to make the rules. That means you get to choose how much you'd like to reveal about your current emotional state.
- Cat Only. No text. Just a fluffy cat judging you from across the room.
- Original: RAGE CONSUMES ME. The version that started it all.
- Custom Text: Choose your own words. Leave your text in the order notes and I'll stitch it just for you.
The Specs
- Embroidery: Over 55,000 stitches of high density embroidery using real thread. Every whisker, tuft, and tiny look of contempt is stitched to last.
- Garment: Premium Stanley Stella crewneck or hoodie. The shell is made from 100% organic cotton, and the brushed fleece lining combines organic cotton and recycled polyester. Ridiculously soft.
- Colors: Black, Anthracite, French Navy, and Stargazer Teal. I chose darker colors because they make the embroidery pop.
- Fit: Relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart in the listing photos before ordering. I always recommend measuring your favorite sweatshirt or comparing it to one you already own. Size up if your preferred coping mechanism involves disappearing into your sleeves.
Materials
Our blanks are stitched on premium cotton-blend material. Soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside.
Crewnecks: 80% Cotton/20% Recycled Polyester Fleece. Brushed inside for softness. Heavyweight, mid-relaxed fit. Embroidered designs (no peeling, no fading).
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
- Every order is made to order - please allow up to 7 days for production (though I will often ship sooner).
- Once shipped, delivery takes 3-5 business days via USPS or FedEx.
- Tracking Info will be emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way.
- Flat rate 6.50 U.S. Shipping, or Free Shipping on orders $200+
Returns & Exchanges:
- Returns accepted with 7 days of delivery.
- Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Refunds are processed back to your original payment method once the return is received.
- Custom Orders are final sale - no returns or exchanges can be made.
FAQ?
Who pays return shipping? - Customers cover return shipping unless the item was defective/damaged.
How long do refunds take? Typically within 5-7 business days after we receive your return.
Can I exchange instead of return? Yes, if the size/color you want is in stock.