Retired Hot Girl - Full Chest Design
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Full Chest Retired Hot Girl (Still hot. Just off-duty.)
For anyone who misses metabolism but not the performance. Bold, embroidered, and emotionally honest.
Wear it to Target. Wear it to therapy. Wear it wherever you no longer wish to explain yourself.
Why you’ll love it:
- It says what you’re thinking without requiring a conversation
- It’s funny, but in a “yes, exactly” way
- High-quality embroidery that holds up through real life and real laundry
- Relaxed, flattering fit that doesn’t try too hard.
- Still hot. Just no longer performing.
Materials
Our blanks are stitched on premium cotton-blend material. Soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside.
Crewnecks: 80% Cotton/20% Recycled Polyester Fleece. Brushed inside for softness. Heavyweight, mid-relaxed fit. Embroidered designs (no peeling, no fading).
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
- Every order is made to order - please allow up to 7 days for production (though I will often ship sooner).
- Once shipped, delivery takes 3-5 business days via USPS or FedEx.
- Tracking Info will be emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way.
- Flat rate 6.50 U.S. Shipping, or Free Shipping on orders $200+
Returns & Exchanges:
- Returns accepted with 7 days of delivery.
- Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Refunds are processed back to your original payment method once the return is received.
- Custom Orders are final sale - no returns or exchanges can be made.
FAQ?
Who pays return shipping? - Customers cover return shipping unless the item was defective/damaged.
How long do refunds take? Typically within 5-7 business days after we receive your return.
Can I exchange instead of return? Yes, if the size/color you want is in stock.