The Circuit Board of My Emotional Damage Crewneck
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Your brain is dramatic — it will convince you someone hates you because they used a period instead of an exclamation point. It will overanalyze a two-minute grocery store chat until you’re convinced you need a new identity. It will wake you up at 2 a.m. to rehash a joke that didn’t land in 2015… and still build new neural pathways when you learn something small and wonderful.
This crewneck is a stitched snapshot of that contradiction — panic and progress sharing the same space. It’s not about fixing anything. It’s about embracing the fact that you’re not broken. You’re just spiraling and evolving at the same time. Highly inconvenient. Deeply human. And now? Extremely wearable.
💛 Why You’ll Love It
- 🧠 It’s deeply relatable. This piece turns the chaos of a human brain into something you can actually wear — a reminder that panic and progress can exist side by side.
- ✨ It’s more than merch. It’s embroidered art stitched with boutique-level detail and 65k full chest piece, made to last and made to mean something.
- 🌿 It’s comfortable and considered. Premium midweight fleece that’s cozy but structured — perfect for overthinking on the couch or running the world.
- 🪩 It’s a conversation starter. Expect compliments, knowing nods, and “oh my god… same” moments every time you wear it.
- 📦 It’s made with care. Designed and embroidered in small batches here in Iowa — because quality and intention matter.
Materials
Our blanks are stitched on premium cotton-blend material. Soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside.
Crewnecks: 80% Cotton/20% Recycled Polyester Fleece. Brushed inside for softness. Heavyweight, mid-relaxed fit. Embroidered designs (no peeling, no fading).
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
- Every order is made to order - please allow up to 7 days for production (though I will often ship sooner).
- Once shipped, delivery takes 3-5 business days via USPS or FedEx.
- Tracking Info will be emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way.
- Flat rate 6.50 U.S. Shipping, or Free Shipping on orders $200+
Returns & Exchanges:
- Returns accepted with 7 days of delivery.
- Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Refunds are processed back to your original payment method once the return is received.
- Custom Orders are final sale - no returns or exchanges can be made.
FAQ?
Who pays return shipping? - Customers cover return shipping unless the item was defective/damaged.
How long do refunds take? Typically within 5-7 business days after we receive your return.
Can I exchange instead of return? Yes, if the size/color you want is in stock.