The Circuit Board of My Emotional Damage Crewneck
Size Guide
📏 How to Measure For the best fit, measure a similar garment you already love laying flat on a surface.
- A – Half Chest: Measure straight across the chest, 1" below the armpit
- B – Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the hem
- C – Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back neck, across the shoulder, and down to the cuff
Size Guide (inches)
| XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A – Half Chest | 20 | 20¾ | 21¾ | 23¼ | 24¾ | 26¾ | 28¾ | 30¾ | 32¾ | 34¾ |
| B – Body Length | 26½ | 27¼ | 28 | 28¾ | 29½ | 30¾ | 31¾ | 32¾ | 33½ | 34¼ |
| C – Sleeve Length | 24½ | 25 | 25½ | 25¾ | 26¼ | 26½ | 26¾ | 27 | 27¼ | 27¼ |
Measurements are of the garment, not the body. Sizes apply to both crewnecks and hoodies.
Couldn't load pickup availability
Your brain is dramatic — it will convince you someone hates you because they used a period instead of an exclamation point. It will overanalyze a two-minute grocery store chat until you’re convinced you need a new identity. It will wake you up at 2 a.m. to rehash a joke that didn’t land in 2015… and still build new neural pathways when you learn something small and wonderful.
This crewneck is a stitched snapshot of that contradiction — panic and progress sharing the same space. It’s not about fixing anything. It’s about embracing the fact that you’re not broken. You’re just spiraling and evolving at the same time. Highly inconvenient. Deeply human. And now? Extremely wearable.
💛 Why You’ll Love It
- 🧠 It’s deeply relatable. This piece turns the chaos of a human brain into something you can actually wear — a reminder that panic and progress can exist side by side.
- ✨ It’s more than merch. It’s embroidered art stitched with boutique-level detail and 65k full chest piece, made to last and made to mean something.
- 🌿 It’s comfortable and considered. Premium midweight fleece that’s cozy but structured — perfect for overthinking on the couch or running the world.
- 🪩 It’s a conversation starter. Expect compliments, knowing nods, and “oh my god… same” moments every time you wear it.
- 📦 It’s made with care. Designed and embroidered in small batches here in Iowa — because quality and intention matter.
Materials
I chose Stanley/Stella blanks because the garment underneath matters just as much as the embroidery. These are not your standard off-the-rack sweatshirts. Think of Stanley/Stella as Gildan’s hot older cousin who studied abroad: heavier, softer, better structured, and very aware of it.
T-Shirts
Made from 100% certified organic cotton in a premium midweight 180 GSM fabric. Soft and comfortable with enough structure to hold embroidery without feeling heavy.
Crewnecks & Hoodies
Made from heavyweight 350 GSM brushed fleece containing 80% certified organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester. The heavier fabric gives embroidery a clean, dimensional finish while the brushed interior keeps it exceptionally soft.
Every design is professionally embroidered directly into the garment, never printed, so there is no surface graphic to crack or peel.
I chose these garments because I wanted every finished piece to feel high quality, look high quality, and stay in your closet for years, not months.
More info on Stanley/Stella can be found here.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Every item is embroidered to order. Please allow up to 7 business days for production before your order ships, though orders often leave sooner. Business days do not include weekends or holidays.
Once shipped, U.S. delivery typically takes 3 business days through USPS, UPS or FedEx. Delivery times are estimates and may vary by carrier. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your order is on its way.
U.S. shipping is a flat rate of $6.00. Orders of $100 or more ship free.
Returns & Exchanges
To begin a return, please contact me within 7 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Returns sent without prior approval may not be accepted.
Customers are responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect. Original shipping charges are nonrefundable.
Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 2 to 3 business days after the returned item is received and inspected. Your bank may require additional processing time before the refund appears.
Exchanges are available. Replacement items will be shipped after the original item is received and approved.
Custom & Personalized Orders
Items created with names, custom wording, customer-provided artwork, or other personalized details are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. If your custom item arrives damaged, defective, or different from what you ordered, please contact me so I can make it right.
Damaged or Incorrect Orders
Please contact me within 7 days of delivery with your order number and photos of the issue. I will take care of it.
Care Instructions
Your embroidered piece is not fragile. She just has standards.
Washing
Turn the garment inside out and machine wash cold with like colors. Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Drying
Air drying is preferred and very much appreciated. If you need to use the dryer, tumble dry on low and remove promptly. High heat is where shrinkage and embroidery wrinkles start acting up.
Steaming
Light steaming is fine and can help relax wrinkles in the fabric and embroidery. Keep the steamer moving and avoid holding concentrated heat in one spot for too long.
Ironing
If the embroidery looks wrinkled after washing or drying, you can iron it back into shape. Use low to medium heat with short passes. For best results, iron inside out or place a thin cloth between the iron and the embroidery.
The thread is strong. Just don’t leave the iron sitting in one place while you wander off emotionally or physically.
Lace, Appliqué & Keepsake Pieces
If your item includes lace, appliqué, bows, or special keepsake fabric, give it the gentle treatment. Wash inside out on delicate, air dry, and use low heat with a pressing cloth if ironing or steaming is needed.
Embroidery is durable, but try not to rub it against rough surfaces like raw wood, Velcro, sharp jewelry, or anything with obvious snag energy. She is sturdy. She is not a lumberjack.
