The Wiener Shirt
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Let's be completely honest about why we show up to any backyard hangout. It’s not for the small talk; it’s for the food layout. And while this design thrives on holiday weekends, let's make one thing clear: this isn’t just a one-and-done holiday shirt. This is a year-round lifestyle choice for every summer pool party, Sunday cookout, or random Tuesday evening grill session.
The design features a beautifully detailed, vintage cross-stitch style embroidered hot dog paired with the ultimate food-lover confession: "JUST HERE FOR THE WIENERS."
No cheap, sticky screen prints that crack after a few runs through the dryer. Everything is meticulously stitched onto premium Stanley/Stella organic cotton blanks. We have 20 different garment colors on deck, ranging from bright summer tones to classic neutrals, so you can customize your look exactly how you want it.
How to Order: When you place your order, please leave a comment with your preferred garment color and any specific thread color you want me to use for the text. If you don't have a thread preference, no worries—just leave it blank and I’ll choose a combination that looks absolutely best with the shirt color you picked!
Materials
Our blanks are stitched on premium cotton-blend material. Soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside.
Crewnecks: 80% Cotton/20% Recycled Polyester Fleece. Brushed inside for softness. Heavyweight, mid-relaxed fit. Embroidered designs (no peeling, no fading).
Shipping & Returns
Shipping:
- Every order is made to order - please allow up to 7 days for production (though I will often ship sooner).
- Once shipped, delivery takes 3-5 business days via USPS or FedEx.
- Tracking Info will be emailed to you as soon as your order is on its way.
- Flat rate 6.50 U.S. Shipping, or Free Shipping on orders $200+
Returns & Exchanges:
- Returns accepted with 7 days of delivery.
- Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
- Refunds are processed back to your original payment method once the return is received.
- Custom Orders are final sale - no returns or exchanges can be made.
FAQ?
Who pays return shipping? - Customers cover return shipping unless the item was defective/damaged.
How long do refunds take? Typically within 5-7 business days after we receive your return.
Can I exchange instead of return? Yes, if the size/color you want is in stock.